High Seas Hi-Jinx

The background MIDI music on this page is an old celtic sailing song called "What will you do with a drunken sailor." I thought this would be the appropriate page for it.
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
An outrageous look at some actual fitness report comments.

"Chain of Command"
The Chief Petty Officer's version of command structure.

The Golden Rivet
A collection of stories and humor from various BBS sites by EM1(SS) Ron Martini. Lengthy download, however, there are some good articles located here.

"The Harlan County Rumormonger" by Bruce W. Ford
An extremely funny story from someone who obviously knows the Navy. Don't miss the hilarious sequel, "Ivan and I go way back".

Murphy's Laws of Combat
An amusing addition to Murphy's laws from Ivor Jeffreys.

Rules as they apply to The Chief
The "Chief" is considered to be the backbone of the Navy. A tongue in cheek rule book by MMCM(SS) ret. Greg Peterman.


What will you do with a drunken sailor